About Me

 

 

 

Nothing profound to say. I can't help but wander around and take pictures. Things I saw. If you want to know what I am like (and have nothing better to do),  watch a few of the slideshows. Choose a gallery, click start slideshow on the menu bar, then choose the full screen option. Bigger screens are better. Does not look as good on a phone. I enjoy watching them and keep adding to them and mixing them up.

Since I never know how much longer I will be on the planet and this may be my legacy... and if you really want to know what it is like to be in my head (without the bad stuff)... consider this an art project entitled The Neil Museum (aka The Museum of Neil)... If you have access to Spotify and want to listen to the music I listen to while watching a slideshow, there is a neilcramerphotography.com playlist. If you put it on shuffle while watching you will never hear the same combination of pictures and music... kind of exponentially raises the number of possible experiences since, at least to me, the pictures look and feel different depending on the music. 

And... I find the pics are different depending on the title of the slideshow.  That's a whole other thing.

If you want to go a step further, smoke a small amount of marijuana before the show, and then while watching, and depending on your preference, sip some GlenLivet Nadurra (or a high-quality Japanese whisky), or a bottle of a European Pilsner or a good Argentinian Malbec. The whisky and beer at the same time is allowed. If you do not smoke or drink, I suggest a small Peets coffee triple shot oat milk latte with just two pumps of vanilla. 

Maybe someday I will add my favorite meals to this list and serve them in the restaurant at the Neil Museum. Definitely fresh Peach Pie. Favorite books in the Bookstore. The Museum design will be Art Deco. Stay tuned.

Thanks for visiting!

Neil Cramer

PS. Everything is Mathematics. Just saying.